=Silently-beyond-hope

3.65!!!!! miles were traveled from the distant shore of my house to the even distanter shore of the 7-11. Yes it is THE 7-11...the one Cassady and I go to practically every night...we know all of the employees by name, they know us by name. Great fun. Almost died, found the place for my ironic death...had some quality time with my puppy.

Because I was instructed to do so before I drifted off to the land of the unconscious here you go, may you all have a good laugh:

Rules: Go to Google and search the phrase. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use you REAL 1st name...

Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Kaity needs her starbucks fix"
- More like Diet Coke fix...I have a vendetta against the one they call venti...*shifty eyes*

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "Kaity looks like an oompa-loompa with tits..."
- OMGWTF? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha...that is amazing

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "Kaity says:. "My new residence is the bush behind my house because the world frightens me and I am not yet ready to face it."
- Oh wow...no I don't think this fits me at all...if I am living inside of a bush behind my house, it is because of the fear of the Swedish Squirrels who want to conquer my house in the name of Poland.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Kaity wants to destroy my new sweater..."
- Can I help it if when I see things like your new sweater, I cry out and try to beat it to death, claiming all the while I thought it was a savage animal?

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Kaity does brunch."
-The Google has spoken.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Kaity hates birds."
- Well, not all birds...just ones that look at you like they know the exact time of your ultimate and impending demise.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Kaity asks, Are you satisfied?"
- Well are you?

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Kaity goes to Rio movie times, buys tickets, and gets a map to the theater at Fandango.com."
-Dude....maybe it's a sign?

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: "Kaity likes to close her eyes and listen to all the sounds around her."
- But of course, it is necessary to feel the music around you

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: "Kaity eats out in Wisconsin."
- Woah...stalker much?

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: "Kaity wears a toga."
- I'm not so sure I'd call this a toga, but whatever floats your boat. *looks at old t-shirt and shorts*

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
A: "Kaity was arrested for resisting arrest and assaulting a police officer."
- How typical...no doubt I was probably drunk then, eh?

I tag: and I am too tired to find other people who won't yell at me...so here you go...have fun with it

Alright,
Art:
: 1 down, sketching the other
: Pretty much sketched out, needs to be scanned in and coloured
: Commission (to be paid with diet coke and honky tonk badonkadonk *huggles caffeine and song*) Will be started shortly. Gift: currently lying at the bottom of my fireplace through a bizarre turn of events, have no fear it will get done...

Things need to be done:
- Finish all art stuffs
- Draw up Manself for Vampire character
- Make journal background
- Get everything scanned in
- Save my soul from getting another dent